December 2009
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I’m ‘prolix21’ on words if you’re as bored as I am right now
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My dad, commenting on the power outage: “if we had lights we’d be turning them off to go to bed, instead of sitting here in the dark waiting for them to come on”
Family: only 1 bed, 1 bath? For that much you could buy a 4 bedroom house outside the city
Me: yeah, we could.
Spot the @bradleygarwood
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Jay Leno to cram SLS AMG's V8 into 1969 Mercedes... →
that’s not all he can cram.
ladies.
rrrrred:
[re: what to cook for Christmas]
BRADLEY: ok BRADLEY: now, don’t freak out BRADLEY: but I’ve kinda had a taste for pasta the last few days BRADLEY: I’m thinking we juxtapose some meat AND noodles on the same plate BRADLEY: and really shock the squares BRADLEY: expose what’s really going on BRADLEY: shed some light on what really happens on plates
haha. i love that these people...
What's the opposite of hoarding?
rrrrred:
the816:
I then moved in with my girlfriend. Suddenly “me and my stuff” became “us and our stuff.” As a result, the net amount of stuff was quadrupled. She has a lot of stuff. A. Lot. Of. Stuff. And that’s perfectly fine, she likes stuff, I don’t, and somehow we make it work. Buick-and-a-pickup life became a multi-moving-truck life.
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Occasionally, it would cut to scenes of my...